T teclark7 Member Aug 12, 2020 #22 Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Alex Fraser Requires ☕️ Aug 12, 2020 #23 I used to date a woman who did the voice for the talking clock. We split up and now she won't even give me the time of day.
I used to date a woman who did the voice for the talking clock. We split up and now she won't even give me the time of day.
sostenuto AKA _ doubtingtom37 Aug 12, 2020 #24 Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the forest ? ( I kno .. not really a pun ..... )
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the forest ? ( I kno .. not really a pun ..... )
T teclark7 Member Aug 13, 2020 #25 Here's my own attempt at a suitably musical pun: Did you hear that Sir Simon Rattle was struck by lightning at an open-air concert last week? Man, what a good conductor!
Here's my own attempt at a suitably musical pun: Did you hear that Sir Simon Rattle was struck by lightning at an open-air concert last week? Man, what a good conductor!
Zedcars Klaatu barada nikto Aug 13, 2020 #26 I can never understand why art galleries have such uncomfortable seats. You’ve really got to pick chair.
I can never understand why art galleries have such uncomfortable seats. You’ve really got to pick chair.
Zedcars Klaatu barada nikto Aug 13, 2020 #27 I saw Yo-Yo Ma on the beach the other day counting sea urchins and mollusks. He said he’s making a shell list.
I saw Yo-Yo Ma on the beach the other day counting sea urchins and mollusks. He said he’s making a shell list.
Zedcars Klaatu barada nikto Aug 20, 2020 #28 How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? 🌶 Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? 🌶 Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Fredeke Senior Member Aug 20, 2020 #29 I know I should talk, but this is the best dad joke repository I've found so far. (no, this is not a pun, this is just me trolling)
I know I should talk, but this is the best dad joke repository I've found so far. (no, this is not a pun, this is just me trolling)
Morning Coffee Active Member Aug 20, 2020 #30 I still love this one after all these years! The movie it came from was called "Flying High!" in my country, but most people would know it as "Airplane!"
I still love this one after all these years! The movie it came from was called "Flying High!" in my country, but most people would know it as "Airplane!"
Kony Bad ape Oct 29, 2020 #31 Jeremy Spencer said: How do you clean a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste, of course Click to expand... What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a tuba player? A tattoo.
Jeremy Spencer said: How do you clean a tuba? With a tuba toothpaste, of course Click to expand... What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a tuba player? A tattoo.
mikeh-375 old school Oct 29, 2020 #32 What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing - he's Gladiator!
Fredeke Senior Member Nov 6, 2020 #33 Why can't Trump come back to the White House ? Because it's for Biden.
rgames Collapsing the Wavefunction Nov 6, 2020 #34 I should sell my theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
GNP Senior Member Nov 6, 2020 #35 Lol, my posts deleted in an unfair, one way street. Is VI Control another Silicon Valley?
Zedcars Klaatu barada nikto Nov 7, 2020 #36 I asked for a refund on a comb I bought last week. But the store assistant kept brushing me off. I tell you, her attitude made me bristle!
I asked for a refund on a comb I bought last week. But the store assistant kept brushing me off. I tell you, her attitude made me bristle!
GNP Senior Member Nov 7, 2020 #37 This guy kept telling me to drink pepsi, because coke is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.... .....he eventually ran out of gas.
This guy kept telling me to drink pepsi, because coke is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.... .....he eventually ran out of gas.
Zedcars Klaatu barada nikto Nov 7, 2020 #38 Ali the alligator, Colin the cow and Rupert the rooster attended an art class together. After a while, Colin looked at Ali and Rupert and said “well, what do you guys think of my drawing?” Rupert replied: “Croc-a-Doodle-Mooooo!”
Ali the alligator, Colin the cow and Rupert the rooster attended an art class together. After a while, Colin looked at Ali and Rupert and said “well, what do you guys think of my drawing?” Rupert replied: “Croc-a-Doodle-Mooooo!”
GtrString Senior Member Nov 7, 2020 #39 What’s the difference between a glockenspiel and a xylophone? I used to know but I can’t marimba. The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions.
What’s the difference between a glockenspiel and a xylophone? I used to know but I can’t marimba. The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions.
GNP Senior Member Nov 7, 2020 #40 Why do so many sailors never bother to use their sails or compasses? Coz they were never interested in an honest wind.
Why do so many sailors never bother to use their sails or compasses? Coz they were never interested in an honest wind.