Except on Windows. Those are universal.
I would challenge anyone from the "it's your setup" camp to actually try it.
Ok, challenge accepted:
DP runs find on my PC. Custom built by me specifically for DAW use. DP's GUI isn't as responsive as Cubase, but it runs just fine. I scored several films in it on that PC. I only moved to a Mac to get the most out of DP and because Windows is an update/security disaster waiting to happen, not because DP didn't work at all.
So count me in the "DP works on PC" camp, at least compared to the "beyond ridiculous" inherent problems you seem to have faced.
If DP doesn't work for you, find something that does. If sticking with a PC is your most important goal, then you'll have to suck it up and pick a DAW that works best on PC. That certainly rules out Logic, and apparently rules out DP for you as well. That's life, and life doesn't owe anyone anything.
Also, any users reading in who may be new to the audio/composing industry (i.e. less than 10 years), need to understand that DAW companies do not bend to the users' will when it comes to fixes or features, and never will. I could post a long list of issues with Nuendo that I've been reporting for years, and still haven't been addressed, and never will. I've had sporadic corrupted projects occur in every single release since 7 (on PC), and I am running Nuendo 13 now along with DP and ProTools. I found a way to minimize possible corruption issues to near zero, and stick with it because what I gain from Nuendo is worth more than finding a few workarounds.
I've seen this PC vs Mac / DAW A vs B stability debate far too many times over the years, and dealt with good releases and bad releases in every DAW I've used. Software isn't perfect and neither are developers. And they aren't going to come running if my DAW or setup fails in the middle of a project. So that leaves it up to me to ensure I can get the job done regardless.
My solution was to have only one loyalty - to myself and my work - not to PCs, Macs, ProTools, Cubase, Logic, DP or anything else. If a DAW doesn't work, I don't waste 1 minute worrying about it. I find one that does and get back to work. I happen to really like DP, so I found the best way to make DP work *for* me, regardless of its flaws or limitations, even if that meant switching to Mac.
And to that end, it pays to have a backup DAW, duplicate templates and a backup plan, just in case.