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Is the trombone a phallos symbol?

PeterN

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So with all this recent epic stuff and 9 horns etc, could this all be erotic in nature? Are the 9 horns maybe a metaphor for 9 inches? Maybe the guy who got 11 horns, puts Action Strikes drums behind it, and compresses it damn loud is doing this sexual ritual and telling inches? Also like ”Here, Im the Alfa male”. This is some masculinty stuff isnt it?

Not that its wrong in any way. Just dismantling it.
 
Im writing ’beautiful’ melodic stuff with woods, piano and such, but the guys who do epic with 9 trombones get all the girls. If they got tattoos I wont even enter the area.

Should I switch to trombones?
 
I would just roll out 18 contrabassoons and timpani.
That will get the ladies trembling with sheer delight.
 
Im thinking about a thesis: Testosterones effects on orchestration.

But its good. Nothing wrong with it. We need manifestations of testosterone in modern Western society. Just jealous you guys get all the chics.
 
In Italian, "trombare" means "to f**k". A "trombone" can be, therefore, someone fu**ing a lot.

Paolo

So to take this a step further, maybe the guy with a lot of Tuba and such could be on Viagra. Not necessary, but we could maybe technically suspect that. Any word for ”tuba-re” etc in Latin?

French horn needs no definition.
 
Anyway, as a conlusion sort of, its better to channel all that sexual energy in trombones rather than intimidate random people in real life. Its a great way to manifest it all symbolically. A fast ostinato on top of that and a choir in climax, oh boy.
 
The horns are the heroes and heroines of our stories, the trumpets are the kings, queens, and the souls of the fallen, the tuba is the foundation of the earth, and the trombones are the voice of God.
 
I prefer the cimbasso because it's an extended range with lots of girth.

And it sits between my legs like I have a giant

trombone
 
I kind of like bassoons.

But trombones are good too.

Girls - generally put - are not into bassoons. This is my experience. Every time I did a nice bassoon work, and played it to some female, some guy with a trombone showed up. First mocking my piece with the trombone, doing all kinds of fluttering noises and rises with it. Then he added a fast ostinato, nine fu*kin horns, and an orgasmic choir in chorus. Needless to say the pants fell off. There I stood alone again. :(
 
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So to take this a step further, maybe the guy with a lot of Tuba and such could be on Viagra. Not necessary, but we could maybe technically suspect that. Any word for ”tuba-re” etc in Latin?

French horn needs no definition.

"Tubare" in italian is the sound that pigeons do when they are in love.
 
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